Ebook distributers want a disclaimer on erotic books? Well, here’s mine used on some published stories and will be used on coming revisions:

All characters engaging in copulation, drinking, substance abuse or other so-called adult behaviour that might appear in this totally made up story are of the magical adult age before anything like that happens according to the laws of your residence.
All characters are also fictional and have no resemblance to any other person, animal or object, living or dead, or even undead, zombie or of ectoplasmic form.
No animals were harmed during the making of this story, except for those slaughtered to feed humans or satisfy experiments, feed predators in the wild, and those in unfortunate accidents.

With mandatory disclaimers on movies and other fictional stuff, I wonder when the world will finally grow the fuck up.


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